We spend the night together and I come inside you? That's the best deal, I think

My friends are fucking around, but mine is shy, she only agrees to a blowjob

And she squirts, and swallows, and washes dishes - he didn't get married for nothing, she's perfect

We have weird friends, but we pretended not to see their sex

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

Went to a sexologist and now I have no problems with sex

Why did you put your finger in your mouth? You'd better come over here and put your dick in your mouth